IF YOU WERE A WISE MAN
BABY, YOU WOULD DROP
EVERY OTHER HO, HO, HO
AND PUT ME ON TOP
UP THERE ON YOUR TREE
BETTER TREAT ME LIKE A STAR
SPEND YOUR COOKIE
DOUGH, DOUGH, DOUGH
SPEND IT ON MY HEART
F##K THE JET, SEND THE SLEIGH
IT'S A PACKED HOLIDAY
AND I GOT OPTIONS, BABE
IF YOU DON'T WANNA
BUY ME PRESENTS
DRINK ME LIKE
A WARM GLASS OF MILK
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
RACE HERE FROM THE
NORTH POLE TO BEVERLY HILLS
JUST TO KEEP
MY STOCKIN' FILLED
WELL, I KNOW
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
BUY ME PRESENTS, BABY
HE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER
GOT A BIT OF A DAD BOD'
FROM A CITY THAT'S COLDER
BUT DAMN IT, HE'S SO HOT
HE KNOWS WHEN I'M SLEEPIN'
AND HE KNOWS WHEN I'M NOT...
I HAVEN'T, LIKE
SEEN HIM IN A WHILE
HE'S PROBABLY JUST BUSY
AT HIS WORKSHOP
F##K THE JET, SEND THE SLEIGH
IT'S A PACKED HOLIDAY
AND I GOT OPTIONS, BABE
IF YOU DON'T WANNA
BUY ME PRESENTS
DRINK ME LIKE
A WARM GLASS OF MILK
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
RACE HERE FROM THE
NORTH POLE TO BEVERLY HILLS
JUST TO KEEP
MY STOCKIN' FILLED
WELL, I KNOW
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
SOMEBODY WHO WILL
BUY ME PRESENTS, BABY
IF YOU DON'T WANNA
BUY ME PRESENTS
DRINK ME LIKE
A WARM GLASS OF MILK
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
RACE HERE FROM THE
NORTH POLE TO BEVERLY HILLS
JUST TO KEEP
MY STOCKIN' FILLED
OH, I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WILL