You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
As charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a
greasy black peel
You're a monster
Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
You're a vile one
Mr. Grinch
You have termites in
your smile
You have all the tender
sweetness
of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Now given the choice
between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile
The words that best
describe you are
Stink stank stunk
No no no
Stink stank stunk
Oh oh Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Ha ha ha ha