You've
gotta have boobs
If you want to impress
tycoons and rubes
You need boobs
to fill out a sweater
You need two
but three might be better
That's one in the
back for dancing
Doot doot doot doot
doot doot doot doot
doot doot doot doot doot
You've
gotta be stacked
Hey you gotta be grouped
individually packed
for with boobs
you can start
a romance off
Make a man
stand right up and
take his hat off
I know it doesn't
rhyme ducky
but it does
keep me legitimate
To make a bull paw
the earth
and mutter
Even a cow has to
show her udders
You've
gotta have boobs
B O O B S
Some push 'em up
some stick 'em out
and some keep 'em
flappin' in the breeze
Some tie then down
because if they don't
They would hang down
to their knees
just you tease
You've
gotta have boobies
If you want men to offer
diamonds and rubies
Why even a tennis player
would knock his balls out
over the net
for a chick who fills
each cup until
it falls out
Big small or medium
or oversized
They've all got that
flavor and
it's homogenized
You've
gotta have boobs
B O O B S
Now some have enough
and some have too much
and some like me could
stand a whole lot more
Some are like watermelons
and some are like grapes
and some are like knobs
upon the door
what's your score
You've
gotta be filled
two fried eggs will
never grab him
like grapefruits will
and they're both
breakfast foods
but listen girls
don't try to
fool your lover
Remember he can go
to Good Year
if he wants rubber
Some men are leg men
and some are behind men
but if he's a boobs man
even a blind man'll
find 'em
You've
gotta have boobs
B O O B S
You think it's easy
to write songs like this
Lots of research
Just think if
all us girls
had boobies
with fluoridation
We could take
the cavities out
of the whole damn nation
A nibble a day
keeps the dentist away
alter kackers like
big knockers
This goes over
great in Israel
You've gotta have boobs
Oh be kind to your
flat chested friend
Tomorrow she may be
bigger than you are
You start out
with A cup
and wind up
with E cup
Silicone's a
girl's best friend