I WAS TIRED OF MY LADY
WE'D BEEN TOGETHER
TOO LONG
LIKE A WORN-OUT
RECORDING
OF A FAVORITE SONG
SO WHILE SHE LAY
THERE SLEEPIN'
I READ
THE PAPER IN BED
AND IN THE
PERSONAL COLUMNS
THERE WAS THIS
LETTER I READ
IF YOU LIKE
PINA COLADAS
AND GETTIN' CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN
IF YOU'RE NOT
INTO YOGA
IF YOU HAVE
HALF A BRAIN
IF YOU'D LIKE
MAKIN' LOVE
AT MIDNIGHT
IN THE DUNES
ON THE CAPE
THEN I'M THE LOVE
THAT YOU'VE
LOOKED FOR
WRITE TO ME
AND ESCAPE
I DIDN'T THINK
ABOUT MY LADY
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS
KINDA MEAN
BUT ME
AND MY OLD LADY
HAVE FALLEN INTO
THE SAME OLD
DULL ROUTINE
SO I WROTE
TO THE PAPER
TOOK OUT
A PERSONAL AD
AND THOUGH I'M
NOBODY'S POET
I THOUGHT IT
WASN'T HALF BAD
YES I LIKE
PINA COLADAS
AND GETTIN' CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN
I'M NOT MUCH
INTO HEALTH FOOD
I AM INTO CHAMPAGNE
I'VE GOT TO MEET YOU
BY TOMORROW NOON
AND CUT THROUGH
ALL THIS RED TAPE
AT A BAR
CALLED O'MALLEY'S
WHERE WE'LL PLAN
OUR ESCAPE
SO I WAITED
WITH HIGH HOPES
AND SHE WALKED IN
THE PLACE
I KNEW HER SMILE
IN AN INSTANT
I KNEW THE CURVE
OF HER FACE
IT WAS MY
OWN LOVELY LADY
AND SHE SAID
AW IT'S YOU
THEN WE LAUGHED
FOR A MOMENT
AND I SAID
I NEVER KNEW
THAT YOU LIKE
PINA COLADAS
AND GETTIN' CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN
AND THE FEEL
OF THE OCEAN
AND THE TASTE
OF CHAMPAGNE
IF YOU'D LIKE
MAKIN' LOVE
AT MIDNIGHT
IN THE DUNES
ON THE CAPE
YOU'RE THE LADY
I'VE LOOKED FOR
COME WITH ME
AND ESCAPE
IF YOU LIKE
PINA COLADAS
AND GETTIN' CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN
IF YOU'RE NOT
INTO YOGA
IF YOU HAVE
HALF A BRAIN
IF YOU'D LIKE
MAKIN' LOVE
AT MIDNIGHT
IN THE DUNES
ON THE CAPE
THEN I'M THE LOVE
THAT YOU'VE
LOOKED FOR
WRITE TO ME
AND ESCAPE
YES I LIKE
PINA COLADAS
AND GETTIN' CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN
I'M NOT MUCH
INTO HEALTH FOOD
I AM INTO CHAMPAGNE
I'VE GOT TO MEET YOU
BY TOMORROW NOON
AND CUT THROUGH
ALL THIS RED TAPE
AT A BAR
CALLED O'MALLEY'S
WHERE WE'LL PLAN
OUR ESCAPE