Lookie here
Listen up
I'm the one oh!
Hey girls
my name's Alaska
I got a tiny little question
to ask ya
Who's that b***h
that's on the top?
Oh wait that's me!
Hey Porkchop!
You're born naked
the rest is drag
but your face just
needs a paper bag
Gimme a challenge
and I'll crush you all
changin' the game
like my name's RuPaul
line 'em up
Front to back
I'm sendin' b***hes home
like a heart attack
Mess with me and
you'll wind up in a casket
I'm Dorothy, you're Toto
get in the basket!
I'll read you down
beneath the ground
Could you hold my purse
while I snatch the crown?
Legacy remember my
name 'cause you're gonna
see me hangin' in the
hall of fame!
Wrote you, told you now
I've, now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
you've been read
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one
one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one oh
Detox comin' at you
with a slow verse
Imma speed it up
I had to shut it down first
Killin' b***hes so hard
need a pink hearse
I ain't sayin' I'm the best
but I ain't the worst
You see me shinin'
I'm tryin' to take
this primetime
I see you whinin' and
cryin' take that to Lifetime
So epic that it's poetic
I spit it on a dime
on Reddit
you look pathetic
with that nursery rhyme
You can't stand me?
I don't blame you
if Ru's number 1
I'm number 2
You disagree?
Well that's on you
Eyes on the chalkboard
I'll spell it out for you
D to the E to the T to the O
to the Hold it! X
Naomi Campbell-ing
the hoes to the crown
Next!
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
you've been read
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one
one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one oh
Yekaterina Petrovna
Zamolodchikova
but your dad
just calls me Katya
I'm the bright red scare
with the long blonde hair
always keep 'em
coming back for more
You're a basic a*s hoe
and it's your time to go
so b***h let me
show you the door
'Cause it's me
whose getting laid
and I'm always getting
paid the only
high class Russian w***e
I'm a scorching hot mess
in a skin tight dress
that's a rash
not a herpes sore
Lenin in the streets
Dostoyevsky in the sheets
Baby are you ready
for this Cold War?
Katya Zamolodchikova
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
you've been read
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one
one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one oh
I'm Roxxxy Andrews
and I'm here
to make it clear
I know you love me baby
that's why you
brought me here
Was a b***h on Season 5
I'm gonna make it right
give me a sewing
challenge and I'll give
you what you like
I'm full of tricks baby
just like on Halloween
a room full of monsters
and it makes me
wanna scream
I have to get this right
so you don't
waste your time
not like my comedy
I'm killing on this rhyme
I'm gonna show you
what I can do
you're going crazy
and seeing two
it's not my fault
you can't blame my game
All these other hoes
but they're all the same
wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
Wrote you, told you
now I've
now I've read you
you've been read
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one
one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one
oh
I'm, I'm the one oh
Wrote you, wrote you
told you now I've
Wrote you, wrote you
told you now I've read you