THERE WAS
ME AND MY MONKEY
AND WITH HIS DUNGAREES
AND ROLLER BLADES
SMOKIN' FILTER TIPS
RECLININ' IN THE
PASSENGER SEAT OF MY
SUPER-CHARGED JET
BLACK CHEVROLET
HE HAD THE SOFT-TOP DOWN
HE LIKED THE WIND IN HIS FACE
HE SAID SON, YOU EVER BEEN
TO VEGAS, I SAID NO
HE SAID THAT'S WHERE
WE'RE GONNA GO
YOU NEED A CHANGE OF PACE
AND WHEN WE HIT THE STRIP
WITH ALL THE WEDDING CHAPELS
AND THE NEON SIGNS
HE SAID I LEFT MY WALLET
IN EL SEGONDO AND PROCEEDED
TO TAKE TWO GRAND OF MINE
WE MADE TRACKS TO
THE MANDALAY BAY HOTEL
ASKED THE BELL BOY
IF HE'D TAKE ME
AND MY MONKEY AS WELL
HE LOOKED IN THE
PASSENGER SEAT OF MY CAR
AND WITH A SMILE HE SAID
IF YOUR MONKEY'S GOT
THAT KIND OF MONEY SIR
THEN WE'VE GOT A MONKEY BED
ME AND MY MONKEY
WITH A DREAM AND A GUN
I'M HOPIN' MY MONKEY
DON'T POINT THAT
GUN AT ANYONE
ME AND MY MONKEY
LIKE BUTCH AND THE
SUNDANCE KID
TRYING TO UNDERSTAND
WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID
WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID
WE GOT THE ELEVATOR
I HIT THE 33RD FLOOR
WE HAD A ROOM UP TOP
WITH THE PANORAMIC VIEWS
LIKE NOTHING YOU'D
EVER SEEN BEFORE
HE WENT TO
SLEEP IN THE BIDET
AND WHEN HE AWOKE
HE RAN HIS LITTLE
MONKEY FINGERS
THROUGH YELLOW PAGES
CALLED UP ESCORT
SERVICES AND ORDERED
SOME OKEY DOKE
FORTY MINUTES LATER
THERE CAME A
KNOCK AT THE DOOR
IN WALKED THIS BIG BAD ASS
BABOON INTO MY BEDROOM
WITH THREE MONKEY WHORES
HI, MY NAME IS SUNSHINE
THESE ARE MY GIRLS
LACE MY PALM
WITH SILVER, BABY
OH YEAH AND THEY'LL
ROCK YOUR WORLD
SO I WATCHED PAY-PER-VIEW
AND POLISHED MY
SHOES AND MY GUN
WAS DIGGIN' OLD KURT COBAIN
SING ABOUT LITHIUM
THERE CAME A
KNOCK AT THE DOOR
AND IN WALKED SUNSHINE
WHAT'S UP?
YOU'D BETTER GET
YOUR ASS IN HERE, BOY
YOUR MONKEY'S HAVIN'
TOO MUCH OF A GOOD TIME
ME AND MY MONKEY
DROVE IN SEARCH OF THE SUN
ME AND MY MONKEY
DON'T POINT THAT
GUN AT ANYONE
ME AND MY MONKEY
LIKE BILLY THE KID
TRYING TO UNDERSTAND
WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID
WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID
GOT TICKETS TO
SEE SHEENA EASTON
THE MONKEY WAS HIGH
SAID IT WAS A BURNING
AMBITION TO SEE HER
BEFORE HE DIED
WE LEFT BEFORE ENCORES
HE COULDN'T SIT STILL
SHEENA WAS A BLAST, BABY
BUT MY MONKEY WAS ILL
WE WENT TO PLAY BLACKJACK
KEPT HITTIN' TWENTY-THREE
COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
THIS MEXICAN JUST
STARIN' AT ME
OR WAS IT MY MONKEY
I COULDN'T BE SURE
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'D
NEVER SEEN A MONKEY
IN ROLLERBLADES
AND DUNGAREES BEFORE
NOW DON'T TEST MY PATIENCE
'CAUSE WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO RUN
THAT'S A BAD ASS MONKEY BOY
AND HE'S PACKIN' A GUN
MY NAME IS RODRIGUEZ
HE SAYS WITH DEATH IN HIS EYE
I'VE BEEN CHASING YOU
FOR A LONG TIME AMIGOS
AND NOW YOUR MONKEY'S
GONNA DIE
ME AND MY MONKEY
DROVE IN SEARCH OF THE SUN
NOW ME AND MY MONKEY
WE DON'T WANNA
KILL NO MEXICAN
BUT WE GOT TEN
ITCHY FINGERS
ONE THING TO DECLARE
WHEN THE MONKEY IS HIGH
YOU DO NOT STARE
YOU DO NOT STARE...
YOU DO NOT STARE
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
OURSELVES A MEXICAN
STAND OFF HERE, BOY
AND I AIN'T ABOUT TO RUN
PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, BOY
HOW DID I GET MIXED UP
WITH THIS FUCKIN'
MONKEY ANYHOW?