Well I brake for brunettes
blonds in Corvettes
For redheads
I stop on a dime
Now the way I drive
it's a wonder that I
ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate
my pickup truck
Or you just might
wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't
made the sticker
for my bumper just yet
But I brake for brunettes
I let Firestone put me
some new tires on
Just a few weeks ago
But man I swear
that wear and tear
is already startin' to show
Well I oughta just
whistle and yell
But man I can't help myself
'Cause I brake for brunettes
blonds in Corvettes
For redheads
I stop on a dime
Now the way I drive
it's a wonder that I
ever get anywhere on time
Don't tailgate
my pickup truck
Or you just might
wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't
made the sticker
for my bumper just yet
I brake for brunettes
You'll see my big skid marks
by the wave pool park
And Judy's beauty salon
Hey Lord I tore up the street
in front of Betty's boutique
Where they come out
with mini-skirts on
Well I know I'm gonna
wear out my tread
Down by Tina's tannin' bed
'Cause I brake for brunettes
blonds in Corvettes
For redheads
I stop on a dime
Now the way I drive
it's a wonder that I
ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate
my pickup truck
Or you just might
wind up in a wreck
No they ain't
made the sticker
for my bumper just yet
I brake for brunettes
I brake for brunettes
Man I brake for brunettes