Mott the Hoople and the
game of life
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Andy Kaufman in the
wrestling match
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Monopoly,
twenty one, checkers
and chess
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Mr. Fred Blassie in a
breakfast mess
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Let's play Twister
let's play Risk
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
See you in heaven
if you make the list
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now Andy did you hear
about this one?
Tell me are you locked
in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on
Elvis, hey baby
are we losing touch?
If you believe
they put a
man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
there's nothing up
their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Moses went walking
with the staff of wood
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Newton got beaned
by the apple good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Egypt was troubled
by the horrible asp
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Mr. Charles Darwin
had the gall to ask
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Hey Andy did you hear
about this one?
Tell me are you locked
in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on
Elvis, hey baby
are you having fun?
If you believed
they put a man
on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
there's nothing up
their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Here's a little agit
For the never believer
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Here's a little ghost
For the offering
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Here's a truck stop
instead of St Peter's
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Mr Andy Kaufman's
gone wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now Andy did you hear
about this one?
Tell me are you locked
in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on
Elvis, hey baby
are we losing touch?
If you believe
they put a man
on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
there's nothing up
their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believe
they put a man
on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
there's nothing up
their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believe
they put a man
on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
there's nothing up
their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believe
they put a man
on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
there's nothing up
their sleeve
Then nothing is cool