Qantas flight 20
Denpasar
meals and accom'
Rent a car
I've been to Bali
I've been to Bali too
Took a two week course
at a suntan clinic
So lying round leggy and
I wouldn't look anaemic
and you can't impress me
'cause I've been
to Bali too
Got a ride out to Kuta
in the back of a truck
cost me twenty dollars
and it wasn't
worth a buck
Hustled to a Iossman
down Poppy's Lane
by a Japanese guy
in a tropical rainstorm
Lock up your daughters
I've been to Bali too
Life is tragic
hanging out at Kuta
if you haven't got a car
a bike or a scooter
Show me the bike shop
I've been to Bali too
Got myself a Honda
had to get away
no brakes, bald lyres
five thousand Rupes a day
I've been to Bali too
Well I don't ride a bike
much home in Australia
as a motorcycle hero
guess I'm a failure
Bemos to the left
trucks to the right
the Honda was a wreck
but I was alright
Hello mecurochrome
I've been to Bali too
Wired home for money
short of cash
a dose of Bali belly
and a tropical rash
Daddy came through
American Express
Bali t-shirts, magic
mushrooms, Redgum boot
legs I've been to Bali too
Took my bag and
mozzie coils to Peliatan
it's there were my Bali trip
really began
Been there
done that
I've been to Bali too
Tourists from Holland
Britain and France
late night puppet shows
leg on dance
Want to see my slides?
I've been to Bali too
Well I wandered off
to Ubud just a little
up the track
One week there didn't
want to come back
listening to Gamelon
playing guitar
Janteris, tacos
Hotel Monara
two month visa
I've been to Bali too
Flying Kangaroo
out at Denpasser
left me camera
in the airport bar
I've been to Bali
I've been to Bali too
Touch down
Touch down Tullamarine
sprayed me on the plane
so I'd be real clean
Coming through customs
I've been to Bali too
Went through my bags
like McCartney in Japan
I didn't have a thing
so I didn't give a damn
You can't trick me
'cause I've been
to Bali too
You've been to Paris
and you've been
to Boston
You've been to Fiji
and you've been to London
but you can't impress me
'cause I've been
to Bali too