HERE THEY COME
DOWN MAIN STREET
DRUMS A FLAILIN'
AND SIRENS A WAILIN'
WHAT A ROAR
BANDS ARE A PLAYIN'
AND THE FLAGS
ARE A WAVIN'
AND THE VANGUARD'S
A MOTORCYCLE CORPS
CLOWNS ARE A CLOWNIN'
TO THE CROWD
AND PINCHIN'
EVERY PRETTY GIRL
WHO DARES TO SMILE
IT'S A GLORIOUS MESS
EVERYBODY WEARS
A FEZ
THE PARADE STRETCHES
OUT FOR A MILE
IT'S A TYPICAL
AMERICAN PHENOMENON
WHERE ALL
THE MEMBERS
HAVE A FINE OLD TIME
IT'S THE FORTY-THIRD
ANNUAL CONVENTION
OF THE GRAND MYSTIC
ROYAL ORDER
OF THE NOBLES OF
THE ALI BABA TEMPLE
OF THE SHRINE
OPERATOR
GIVE ME ROOM
THREE TWENTY-ONE
PLEASE
HELLO NOBLE LUMKIN
THIS HERE'S
THE LUSTROUS POTENTATE
I SAID
IT'S THE LUSTROUS
POTENTATE
THE ILLUSTRIOUS
COY
DAD BLAME IT
THIS HERE'S BUBBA
COY WHY AIN'T YOU
AT THE PARADE
WHAT
WELL HOW'D YOU GET
THAT BIG HARLEY
UP THERE IN YOUR ROOM
WHAT
I CAN'T HERE YOU COY
QUIT REVVING IT UP BOY
TURN IT OFF
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW ONE THING
YOU HAVE
EMBARRASSED US ALL
THE WHOLE HAY HIRAH
DELEGATION
NOW I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE BANQUET SON
AND YOU BE THERE COY
YOU HEAR ME
BLACK TIE
SEVEN O'CLOCK
BE THERE COY
AND COY
DON'T ANSWER
THE PHONE
UDDEN UDDEN
WELL IT WAS
ALL ARRANGED
BY THE LADIES AUXILIARY
IN THE DOWNTOWN
CONVENTION HALL
COLD ROAST BEEF
STRING BEANS
MASHED POTATOES
AND NINE BORING
SPEECHES IN ALL
AND ALL THE TABLES
LOOKED FINE
WITH THE
MOGAN DAVID WINE
AND CHRYSANTHEMUMS
ON EACH SIDE
AND THE HAY HIRAH
LEADERS
IN THEIR RENTED
TUXEDOS
MADE THEIR LOCAL HEARTS
SWELL WITH PRIDE
IT'S A TYPICAL
AMERICAN PHENOMENON
WHERE ALL
THE MEMBERS
HAVE A FINE OLD TIME
IT'S THE FORTY-THIRD
ANNUAL CONVENTION
OF THE GRAND MYSTIC
ROYAL ORDER
OF THE NOBLES OF
THE ALl BABA TEMPLE
OF THE SHRINE
OPERATOR
THREE TWENTY-ONE
PLEASE
THANK YOU
HELLO COY
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
WHAT DO YA MEAN
WHO IS THIS
THIS IS BUBBA
WHY WADN'T YOU
AT THE BANQUET
WHAT YOU MEAN
ALL YOU HAD TO WEAR
WAS A HAWAIIAN
FLOWERDY SHIRT
WELL YOU MAY THINK
YOU'RE FOOLIN'
SOME PEOPLE
BUT I KNOW
WHAT'S GOIN' ON
EVERYBODY'S SEEN
THE LITTLE REDHEAD
THAT'S RIGHT
EVERYBODY
WHY SHE COME RUNNIN'
THROUGH THE DINNER
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE PINEAPPLE
SHERBERT
DIDN'T HAVE NOTHIN' ON
BUT YOUR FEZ COY
COY
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE'S
GOT A FEZ
WITH A PROPELLER
ON TOP
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH AND SHE WAS
YELLIN' OUT
THE SECRET CODE TOO COY
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CHANGE IT NOW
DAT BLAME IT COY
WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
A SPECIAL MEETIN'
WHEN WE GET BACK TO
HAY HIRAH
ABOUT YOUR CONDUCT
AT THIS HERE CONVENTION
EMBARRASSING
NOW COY YOU BE AT
THE SECRET CONCLAVE
TONIGHT
YOU HEAR ME
AND KEEP IT A SECRET
HA HA
WELL IT WAS
A SECRET MEETING
IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT
WITH MYSTERIOUS
SANCTIMONY
IN ACCORDANCE WITH
PRESCRIBED RITUALS
A TIME-HONORED
CEREMONY
MATTERS OF GREAT
CONCERN
WERE WEIGHED
WITH DEDICATED
CAUTION
LIKE WHETHER OR NOT
TO RAISE AT STUD
OR DRAW
OR SPIT IN THE OCEAN
IT'S A TYPICAL
AMERICAN PHENOMENON
WHERE ALL
THE MEMBERS
HAVE A FINE OLD TIME
IT'S THE FORTY-THIRD
ANNUAL CONVENTION
OF THE GRAND MYSTIC
ROYAL ORDER
OF THE NOBLES OF
THE ALI BABA TEMPLE
OF THE SHRINE
OPERATOR
ROOM THREE TWENTY
AH HA HOW'D YOU KNOW
OH HELLO COY
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
N000 YOU WASN'T
AT THE MEETING
WELL I FOUND OUT
THAT AT THREE O'CLOCK
THIS MORNING
YOU WAS OUT THERE
IN YOUR
FRUIT OF THE LOOMS
IN THE MOTEL
SWIMMIN' POOL
WITH A BUNCH OF THEM
WAITRESSES
FROM THE COCKTAIL
LOUNGE
I JUST HOPE CHARLENE
DON'T FIND OUT
ABOUT THIS COY
WHAT WELL WELL
HOW'D YOU GET
THAT BIG MOTORCYCLE
UP THERE
ON THE HIGH DIVE COY
NOW COY DAD BURN IT
THAT AIN'T NO WAY
TO ACT
WE'RE S'POSED TO BE
PILLARS
OF THE COMMUNITY
WHEN WE GET BACK
TO HAY HIRAH
YOU CAN JUST TURN IN
YOUR RING
AND YOUR TIE TACK
'CAUSE COY
YOU ARE OUT OF
THE SHRINE
YOU'RE GONNA BE
BLACKBALLED COY
THAT'S RIGHT
YOU MAY HAVE TO
PACK YOUR BAGS
AND LEAVE TOWN
WHAT DO YA MEAN
YOU MIGHT JOIN
THE HELL'S ANGELS
COY HA
DON'T YOU HANG UP
ON ME
DON'T
DON'T YOU CRANK
THAT MOTORCYCLE
WHO'S THAT GIGGLIN'
IN THE BACKGROUND COY
HELLO HELLO
OPERATOR WE'S CUT OFF
YEAH ROOM
THREE TWENTY-ONE
COY
DON'T YOU HANG UP ON
THE LUSTROUS
POTENTATE
THIS IS BUBBA
COY