WELL I WAS OUT AT
THE LONG BRANCH
AND I WAS TALKIN'
TO THIS GIRL
AND EVERY
HOUND DOG
IN THE JOINT
WAS SNIFFIN'
AROUND HER
I WAS PLAYIN' IT
SLOW AND COOL
BEIN' THE
GENTLEMAN
THAT I AM
WELL THEN THIS
GREASE BALL
WITH LONG BLACK
SLICK BACKED HAIR
STRUTS RIGHT
UP TO HER
LIKE I WASN'T
EVEN STANDIN'
THERE
HE LOOKS HER
UP AND DOWN
AND COCKS HIS
EYEBROW
AND HE SAYS
BABY DAMN
HOW DO YOU GET
IN THOSE JEANS
MERCY YOU
LOOKIN' FINE
HOW DO YOU GET
IN THOSE JEANS
BABY
AND TELL ME
HOW DO I
SHE LOOKED AT HIM
AND SMILED
AND SAID I THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER ASK
HE LOOKED AT ME
AND SAID
THAT'S HOW IT'S
DONE SON
JUST LIKE THAT
I WANTED TO
BE MAD AT HIM
BUT TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH
I WAS REALLY
KIND OF IMPRESSED
HE SAID YOU MIGHT
GET SLAPPED
NINE TIMES OUT
OF TEN
BUT THERE'S
ALWAYS ONE
THAT WANTS A
NO B.S.
KIND OF MAN
SO I WALKED UP TO
THE NEXT GIRL
I SAW WHO WASN'T
WEARIN' A DRESS
AND I LEANED IN
AND I SAID
HOW DO YOU GET
IN THOSE JEANS
MERCY YOU
LOOKIN' FINE
HOW DO YOU GET
IN THOSE JEANS
BABY
AND TELL ME
HOW DO I
I SURE DID
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL I WOKE
UP LATER
IN A HOSPITAL BED
WITH A HALF-POUND
OF GAUZE
WRAPPED AROUND
MY SORE HEAD
SOME OF MY TEETH
WERE GONE
AND I WAS DRINKIN'
MASHED TATERS
THROUGH A STRAW
YOU SEE UH
TURNS OUT THE
GIRL THAT I
PROPOSITIONED
HAD A MAN
WITH A CHIP ON
HIS SHOULDER
AND BLUNT OBJECT
IN HIS HAND
WHO PROCEEDED
TO EXPRESS HIS
DISAPPROVAL
OF THE LINES THAT
I CROSSED
WELL THEY TOLD
ME I COULD LEAVE
SO I PUT MY
CLOTHES BACK ON
I STUMBLED PAST
THE WAITIN' ROOM
JUST MINDIN'
MY OWN
AND THEN THIS
OVER NOURISHED
NIGHT NURSE
FROM OUT OF
NOWHERE
COMES UP TO ME
AND SHE SAYS
EXCUSE ME SIR
BUT UM
HOW DO YOU GET
IN THOSE JEANS
MERCY YOU
LOOKIN' FINE
HOW DO YOU GET
IN THOSE JEANS
BABY
AND TELL ME
HOW DO I
UH WELL
UM
I GUESS I DID
NEED A RIDE HOME
I GOTTA
TELL MYSELF
IT WAS
THE RIGHT
THING TO DO
Hmm Hmm
DON'T JUDGE ME