A GREEN PLASTIC WATERING CAN
FOR A FAKE CHINESE
RUBBER PLANT
IN A FAKE PLASTIC EARTH
THAT SHE BOUGHT
FROM A RUBBER MAN
IN A TOWN
FULL OF RUBBER PLANS
TO GET RID OF ITSELF
IT WEARS HER OUT
IT WEARS HER OUT
IT WEARS HER OUT
IT WEARS HER OUT
SHE LIVES WITH A BROKEN MAN
A CRACKED POLYSTYRENE MAN
WHO JUST CRUMBLES
AND BURNS
HE USED TO DO SURGERY
FOR GIRLS IN THE EIGHTIES
BUT GRAVITY AL...WAYS WINS
AND IT WEARS HIM OUT
IT WEARS HIM OUT
IT WEARS HIM OUT
IT WEARS.....
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING
SHE TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING
MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE
BUT I CAN'T HELP THE FEELING
I COULD BLOW
THROUGH THE CEILING
WHAT IF I JUST TURN AND RUN
AND IT WEARS ME OUT
IT WEARS ME OUT
IT WEARS ME OUT
IT WEARS ME OUT
AND IF I COULD BE
WHO YOU WANTED
IF I COULD BE WHO YOU WANTED
ALL THE TIME
ALL THE TIME
BUT, OH...