Never smile at a crocodile
no you can't get friendly
with a crocodile don't be
taken in by his welcome
grin he's imagining how
well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a
crocodile never dip your
hat and stop
to talk a while
Never run walk away
say goodnight not good
day clear the aisle but
never smile at Mr Crocodile
You may very well be
well bred lots of etiquette
in your head
But there's always some
special case time or
place to forget
etiquette for instance
Never smile at a crocodile
no you can't get friendly
with a crocodile don't be
taken in by his welcome
grin he's imagining how
well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a
crocodile never dip your
hat and stop
to talk a while
Never run walk away
say goodnight not good
day clear the aisle but
never smile at Mr Crocodile
Never smile at a
crocodile no you can't
get friendly with a
crocodile
Don't be taken in by his
welcome grin he's
imagining how well you'd
fit within his skin
Never smile at a
crocodile never dip
your hat and stop
to talk a while
Never run walk away
say goodnight not good
day clear the aisle but
never smile at Mr Crocodile
Never ever smile at
Mr Crocodile