A man walks down the street
He says why am I
soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find
this stuff amusin' anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can caII me AI
A man walks down the street
He says why am
I short of attention
Got a short little
span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
gone gone
He ducked back
down the alley
With some roly-poly
little bat faced girl
All along along
there were incidents
and accidents
There were hints
and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can caII me AI
CaII me AI
A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the third world
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded
by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlin's and orphanages
He looks around around
He sees angels
in the architecture
Spinnin' in infinity
He says amen and hallelujah
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can caII me AI
Call me
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