It was a moonlit night
in old Mexico
I walked alone
between some old
adobe haciendas
Suddenly, I heard
the plaintive cry of
a young Mexican girl
You better
come home,
Speedy Gonzales
Away from
Tannery Row
Stop all o'
your drinkin'
With that floozie
named Flo
Come on home
to your adobe
And slap some
mud on the wall
The roof is leakin'
like a strainer
There's loadsa
roaches in the hall
Speedy Gonzales,
why don'tcha
come home?
Speedy Gonzales,
how come ya
leave me all alone?
Your doggy's
gonna have
a puppy
And we're runnin'
outta coke
No enchiladas
in the icebox
And the
television's broke
I saw some lipstick
on your sweatshirt
I smelled some
perfume in your ear
Well if you're gonna
keep on messin'
Don't bring your
business back
a-here
Speedy Gonzales,
why don'tcha
come home?
Speedy Gonzales,
why do ya leave
me all alone?