Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time Karaoke

Alright alright

Alright alright

Alright alright

it's a hell

of a feeling though

It's a hell

of a feeling though

Alright alright

it's a hell

of a feeling though

It's a hell

of a feeling though

Who are these people

I just woke up

in my underwear

No liquor left

on the shelf

I should probably

introduce myself

You shoulda' seen

what I wore

I had a cane

and a party hat

I was the king

of this hologram

Where there's no such thing

as getting out of hand

Memories tend

to just pop up

Drunk pre-meds

and some rubber gloves

Five thousand people

with designer drugs

Don't think

I'll ever get enough

Champagne cocaine gasoline

And most things

in between

I roam the city

in a shopping cart

A pack of camels

and a smoke alarm

This night

is heating up

Raise Hell

and turn it up

Saying if you go on

you might pass out

in a drain pipe

Oh yeah

don't threaten me

with a good time

It's a hell

of a feeling though

It's a hell

of a feeling though

Alright alright

It's a hell

of a feeling though

It's a hell

of a feeling though

What are these footprints

They don't look

very human-like

Now I wish

that I could find

my clothes

Bedsheets and

a morning rose

I wanna wake up

Can't even tell

if this is a dream

How did we end up

in my neighbor's pool

Upside-down

with a perfect view

Bar to bar

at the speed of sound

Fancy feet dancing

through this town

Lost my mind

in a wedding gown

Don't think

I'll ever get it now

Champagne cocaine gasoline

And most things

in between

I roam the city

in a shopping cart

A pack of camels

and a smoke alarm

This night

is heating up

Raise Hell

and turn it up

Saying if you go on

you might pass out

in a drain pipe

Oh yeah

don't threaten me

with a good time

I'm a scholar

and a gentleman

And I usually don't fall

when I try to stand

I lost a bet to a guy

in a Chiffon skirt

But I make

these high heels work

I've told you time

and time again

I'm not as think

as you drunk I am

And we all fell down

when the sun came up

I think

we've had enough

Alright alright

it's a hell

of a feeling though

It's a hell

of a feeling though

Alright alright

it's a hell

of a feeling though

It's a hell

of a feeling though

Champagne cocaine gasoline

And most things

in between

I roam the city

in a shopping cart

A pack of camels

and a smoke alarm

This night

is heating up

Raise Hell

and turn it up

Saying if you go on

you might pass out

in a drain pipe

Oh yeah

don't threaten me

with a good time