STICK A PONY IN ME POCKET
I'LL FETCH THE SUITCASE
FROM THE VAN
'CAUSE IF YOU
WANT THE BEST 'UNS
BUT YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
THEN BROTHER
I'M YOUR MAN
'CAUSE WHERE IT ALL
COMES FROM IS A MYSTERY
IT'S LIKE THE CHANGIN'
OF THE SEASONS
AND THE TIDES OF THE SEA
BUT HERE'S THE ONE
THAT'S DRIVIN' ME BESERK
WHY DO ONLY FOOLS
AND HORSES WORK?
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
WE'VE GOT SOME
HALF-PRICE CRACKED ICE
AND MILES AND MILES
OF CARPET TILES
T.V.S, DEEP FREEZE
AND DAVID BOWIE L.P.S
BALL GAMES, GOLD CHAINS
WHASSANAMES AND AT A PUSH
SOME TREVOR FRANCIS
TRACKSUITS FROM A MUSH
IN SHEPHERDS BUSH
BUSH, BUSH, BUSH, BUSH
BUSH, BUSH, BUSH
NO INCOME TAX, NO V.A.T.
NO MONEY BACK, NO GUARANTEE
BLACK OR WHITE, RICH OR POOR
WE'LL CUT PRICES AT A STROKE...
GOD BLESS HOOKY STREET
VIVA HOOKY STREET
LONG LIVE HOOKY STREET
C'EST MAGNIFIQUE
HOOKY STREET
MAGNIFIQUE
HOOKY STREET
HOOKY STREET
HOOKY STREET
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