No, you wouldn't!
Heigh-ho, !
If I wanted
Something special
Then you
Couldn't say, ''No''
Did I nearly,
Catch you smiling?
Yes I did, and it's
Beguiling
If your hand
Is close
I'll press it
Yes, you like it
Come confess it!
Yes you do!
Yes you do!
Since there's
Nobody that's
Near us
Who could see us
Or could hear us
If I ask you,
Can I kiss you?
Say what will,
My pretty miss do?
If I pinch you,
One pinch,
From your shy,
Protective shell,
Can I un-inch,
You one inch,
Will my blithesome,
Buxom beauty?
Let her suitor do
His duty
Tho' his lap ain't
Very large, dear
Sit up on it
There's no charge
Dear... will you sit?
Will you sit?
I shall scream
Scream, scream!
Is there not,
Another room here?
If there were,
A bride,
And groom here,
Would there be?
We shall see
You will wonder
Where the scream
Went
When we come
To an agreement
As my lovey dove
Is chubby,
Could she love,
A chubby hubby?