I got to
Kansas City
On a Frid'y
By Sattidy I
L'arned
A thing or two
For up to then
I didn't have
An idy
Of what the modern
World was
Comin' to
I counted
Twenty gas
Buggies goin'
By theirsel's
Almost ev'ry time
I tuck a walk
' Nen I put
My ear to a
Bell telephone
And a strange
Women started
In to talk
Whut next
Yeah whut
Whut next
Ev'rythin's up
To date in
Kansas City
They've gone about
As fur as
They c'n go
They went and
Built a skyscraper
Seven stories high
About as high
As a buildin'
Orta grow
Ev'rythin's like
A dream in
Kansas City
It's better than
A magic
Lantern show
Y'c'n turn the
Radiator on
Whenever you
Want some heat
With ev'ry kind
O'comfort
Ev'ry house is all
Complete
You c'n walk to
Privies in the
Rain an' never
Wet yer feet
They've gone
About as fur
As they c'n go
They've gone
About as fur
As they c'n go
And that's about
As fur as
I c'n go
And that's about
As fur as
She c'n go
Ev'rythin's up
To date in
Kansas City
They've gone
About as fur
As they c'n go
They've got a big
Theater they call
The Burlesque
Fer fifty cents
You c'n see
A dandy show
One of the gals
Was fat and
Pink and pretty
As round above
As she was
Round below
I could swear
That she was
Padded from her
Shoulder
To her heel
But later in the
Second act
When she begun
To peel
She proved that
Ev'rythin' she had
Was
Absolutely real
She went about
As fur as she
Can go
She went about
As fur as she
Could go