You'll have to be
A little more
Standoffish
When fellers offer
You a buggy ride
I'll give a
Imitation of a
Crawfish
And dig myself
A hole where
I can hide
I heared you
Was kickin' up
Some capers
When I was off
In Kansas City, Mo.
No!
I heard some
Things you couldn't
Print in papers
From fellers who
Been talkin' like
They know!
Foot!
I only did the
Kind of things
I orta, sorta
To you I was
As faithful as
C'n be fer me
Them stories
' Bout the way
I lost my
Bloomers
Rumors!
A lot of tempest
In a pot o' tea!
The whole thing
Don't sound very
Good to me
Well, y' see
With me it's
All er nuthin'
Is it
All er nuthin'
With you?
It cain't be
"ln between"
It cain't be
"Now and then"
No half and half
Romance will do!
I'm a one
Woman man
Home lovin' type
All complete with
Slippers and pipe
Take me like
I am
Er leave me be!
If you cain't
Give me all
Give me nuthin'
And nuthin's whut
You'll git
From me!
Not even sump'n?
Nuthin's whut you'll
Git from me!
Would you build
Me a house
All painted white
Cute and
Clean and
Purty and bright
Big enough fer
Two but not
Fer three!
S'posin' that we
Should have
A third one?
He better look
A lot like me!
The spittin' image!
He better look
A lot like me...!
It cain't be
"ln between"
It cain't be
"Now and then"
No half and half
Romance will do!
Well, I ain't gonna
Fuss, ain't gonna
Frown
Have your fun
Go out on
The town
Stay up late and
Don't come home
Till three
And go right off
To sleep if
You're sleepy
There's no use
Waitin' up fer me!
Oh, wait oh Annie!
No use waitin' up
Fer me!