Bell on door clank
come on in
Floyd observes my
hairy chin
Sit down chair
don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel
on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Barney ties me
to the chair
I can't see
I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard
I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed
against my lips
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
Uh uh
I sense others
in the room
Opie Aunt Bee I presume
They take turns
and cut me up
I died smothered
in Aunt Bee's muff
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved