I'm through with
standing in line
to clubs we'll
never get in
It's like the bottom
of the ninth
And I'm never
gonna win
This life hasn't
turned out
quite the way I
want it to be
I want a brand new
house on an
episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I
can play baseball in
And a king size
tub big enough
for ten plus me
I'll need a credit card
that's got no limit
And a big black jet
with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the
mile high club
At thirty-seven
thousand feet
I want a new tour bus
full of old guitars
My own star on
Hollywood Boulevard
somewhere between
Cher and James Dean
is fine for me
I'm gonna trade
this life for fortune
and fame
I'd even cut my hair
and change my name
'Cos we all just wanna
be big rockstars and live
in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
and the drugs
come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cos we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the
coolest bars
In the VIP with
the movie stars
Every good gold
digger's gonna wind
up there
Every Playboy Bunny
with her bleach
blond hair and I
Hey hey I wanna
be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna
be a rockstar
I wanna be great
like Elvis without
the tassels
Hire eight body guards
that love to
beat up *ssholes
Sign a couple
autographs so I can
eat my meals for free
I'm gonna dress
my *ss with the
latest fashion
Get a front door key
to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a
centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me
I'm gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
and change my name
'Cos we all just wanna
be big rockstars and live
in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
and the drugs
come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cos we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the
coolest bars
In the VIP with
the movie stars
Every good gold
digger's gonna wind
up there
Every Playboy Bunny
with her bleach
blond hair and we'll
Hide out in the
private rooms
With the latest dictionary
and today's Who's Who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on
speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna
be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those
songs that offend
the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers
writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every
night so I don't
get 'em wrong
Well we all just wanna
be big rockstars and
live in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
and the drugs
come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cos we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the
coolest bars
In the VIP with
the movie stars
Every good gold
digger's gonna wind
up there
Every Playboy Bunny
with her bleach
blond hair and we'll
Hide out in the
private rooms
With the latest dictionary
and today's Who's Who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on
speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna
be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna
be a rockstar