This is the man that
I plan to entangle
isn't he fine
My claim to fame
was to maim and to
mangle vengeance
was mine
But I'm out of the biz
the name I made I'll
trade for his
The only trouble is
I'll never tell
She is the one
she's such wonderful fun
such passion and grace
Warm in the night
when I'm right in her
tight embrace
tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known
can only grow
There's just one thing
that no
I'll never tell
'Cause there's nothing
to tell
He snores
She wheezes
Say housework and
he freezes
She eats these skeezy
cheeses that I can't
describe
I talk he breezes
She doesn't know
what pleases
His penis got diseases
from a Chumash tribe
The vibe gets kind of
scary
Like she thinks I'm
ordinary
Like it's all just temporary
Like her toes are kinda
hairy
But it's all very well
'Cause God knows
I'll never tell
When things get rough
he just hides behind
his Buffy
Now look he's getting
huffy 'cause he knows
that I know
She clings she's needy
she's also really greedy
She never...
His eyes are beady
This is my verse hello
Look at me
I'm dancing crazy
You know
You're quite the
charmer
My knight in armor
You're the cutest of the
Scoobies with your lips
as red as rubies
And your firm yet
supple tight embrace
He's swell
She's swell-er
He'll always be my fella
That's why I'll never
tell her that I'm petrified
I've read this tale
there's wedding then
betrayal
I know there'll come
the day I'll want to
run and hide
I lied I said it's easy
I've tried but there's
these fears I can't quell
Is she looking for a
pot of gold
Will I look good when
I've gotten old
Will our lives become too
stressful if I'm never
that successful
When I get so worn and
wrinkly that I look like
David Brinkley
Am I crazy
Am I dreamin'
Am I marrying a demon
We could really raise the
beam in making a
marriage a Hell
So thank God I'll never tell
I swear that I'll
never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the fifth
Nothin' to see
Move it along
I'll never tell