REMEMBER WHEN YOU
RAN AWAY AND I GOT ON
MY KNEES AND BEGGED
YOU NOT TO LEAVE
BECAUSE I'D GO BERSERK
WELL
YOU LEFT ME ANYHOW
AND THEN THE DAYS
GOT WORSE AND WORSE
AND NOW YOU SEE
I'VE GONE COMPLETELY
OUT OF MY MIND
AND THEY'RE COMING TO
TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
THEY'RE COMING TO
TAKE ME AWAY HOH HOH
HEE HEE HA HA
TO THE FUNNY FARM
WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
ALL THE TIME
AND I'LL BE HAPPY
TO SEE THOSE
NICE YOUNG MEN
IN THEIR CLEAN
WHITE COATS
AND THEY'RE COMING
TO TAKE ME AWAY
HA HA
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
A JOKE AND SO YOU
LAUGHED YOU LAUGHED
WHEN I HAD SAID
THAT LOSING YOU
WOULD MAKE ME FLIP
MY LID RIGHT
YOU KNOW YOU LAUGHED
I HEARD YOU LAUGH
YOU LAUGHED
YOU LAUGHED AND
LAUGHED AND THEN YOU
LEFT BUT NOW YOU
KNOW I'M UTTERLY MAD
AND THEY'RE COMING
TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE
ME AWAY HOH HOH
HEE HEE HA HA
TO THE HAPPY HOME
WITH TREES
AND FLOWERS
AND CHIRPING BIRDS
AND BASKET WEAVERS
WHO SIT AND SMILE
AND TWIDDLE THEIR
THUMBS AND TOES
AND THEY'RE COMING TO
TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
I COOKED YOUR FOOD
I CLEANED YOUR HOUSE
AND THIS IS HOW
YOU PAY ME BACK
FOR ALL MY KIND
UNSELFISH LOVING
DEEDS
HUH
WELL YOU JUST WAIT
THEY'LL FIND YOU YET
AND WHEN THEY DO
THEY'LL PUT YOU
IN THE ASPCA
YOU MANGY MUTT AND
THEY'RE COMING TO
TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE
ME AWAY HOH HOH
HEE HEE HA HA
TO THE FUNNY FARM
WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
ALL THE TIME
AND I'LL BE HAPPY
TO SEE
THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN
IN THEIR CLEAN
WHITE COATS
AND THEY'RE COMING
TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
TO THE HAPPY HOME
WITH TREES
AND FLOWERS
AND CHIRPING BIRDS
AND BASKET WEAVERS
WHO SIT AND SMILE
AND TWIDDLE
THEIR THUMBS AND TOES
AND THEY'RE COMING TO
TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
TO THE FUNNY FARM
WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
ALL THE TIME
AND I'LL BE HAPPY
TO SEE
THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN
IN THEIR CLEAN
WHITE COATS
AND THEY'RE COMING
TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA