Oh oh yeah yeah
oh oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh yeah yeah oh oh
I wear women's underwear
And then I go to
strike a pose
in my full length mirror
I cross my legs
just
like a queer
But my libido is strong
when a lady is near ya
Oh what defines
a straight man's straight
Is it the boxer
in the briefs
or a twelve ounce steak
No
I tell you
what a women loves most
It's a man who can slap
but can also stroke
Goin' in the wind is
an eddy of the truth
and it's naked
It's verbatim
and it's shakin'
No no no no no
no no no no
no more gettin' elated
No more listless
invitations
Argh
I live by a hospital
And every day
I go out walking past
it's sickly windows
I see people dying there
But my tender age
makes it hard to care
Incinerator and
a big smoke stack
It's a phallic symbol
and it makes me laugh
All I need is
a heart attack
C'mon
humble my bones
with a Cardiac
Goin' in the wind is
an eddy of the truth
and it's naked
It's verbatim
and it's shakin'
No no no no no
no no no no
no more gettin' elated
No more listless
invitations
For the love of fuck
For the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think
you'd love a guy like me
I am the rooster
in the morning
I'm the cock of the day
I'm the boxer in the briefs
I'm a twelve ounce steak
Eh oh eh oh
eh oh eh oh
Ye bo ye bo ye bo
ye bo ye bo
Ya it's verbatim
And ya
and it's naked
And ya
and it's shakin'
It shakes shakes shakes
Oh oh yeah yeah
oh oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh yeah yeah
oh oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh yeah yeah
oh oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh yeah yeah