AT THE
RIPE OLD AGE
OF NINETEEN
I BOUGHT A
SHORT BED PICK UP
CHICKS MACHINE
LIFE RAN ON BEER
AND GASOLINE
A HALF-A-LAP
AHEAD OF THE LAW
I HAD A FAKE I.D.
THAT GOT ME
INTO TUFFIES
LOVE WAS A WORD
I USED TO GET LUCKY
WAS A
BIG TIME SPENDER
WITH THAT
PLASTIC MONEY
BACK WHEN
I KNEW IT ALL
BACK WHEN
THE WORLD WAS FLAT
AND MOM AND DADDY
DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE
THAT WAS BACK
BACK WHEN
A PITCHER OF BEER
AND A COUPLE SHOTS
MADE ME
BULLET-PROOF
BACK WHEN
GOD WAS A NAME
I USED IN VAIN
TO GET A
POINT ACROSS
WHEN I GOT
TICKED OFF
LORD I'M LEARNIN'
SO MUCH MORE THAN
BACK WHEN
I KNEW IT ALL
I FOUND OUT
CREDIT CARDS DON'T
MEAN YOU'RE RICH
AND BEER AND GASOLINE
DON'T MIX
YEAH AND
STEP-SIDE TRUCKS
CAN'T JUMP A DITCH
AND THOSE
BIG HOUSE ROOMS
SURE ARE SMALL
HA HA HA
I'VE LEARNED THAT
LOVE IS A WOMAN
THAT'LL SETTLE
YOU DOWN
A SUNDAY SERMON
CAN TURN
LIFE AROUND
AND I
CAN'T BELIEVE
ALL THE ANSWERS
I'VE FOUND SINCE
BACK WHEN
I KNEW IT ALL
BACK WHEN
THE WORLD WAS FLAT
AND MOM AND DADDY
DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE
THAT WAS BACK
BACK WHEN
A PITCHER OF BEER
AND A COUPLE OF SHOTS
MADE ME
BULLET-PROOF
BACK WHEN
GOD WAS A NAME
I USED IN VAIN
TO GET A
POINT ACROSS
WHEN I GOT
TICKED OFF
LORD I'M LEARNIN'
SO MUCH MORE THAN
BACK WHEN
I KNEW IT ALL
WELL I'VE DONE
SOME GROWIN' UP
AND I'M STILL
GROWIN' UP
SO I KNOW
I'LL NEVER BE
AS SMART AS I ONCE WAS
THAT WAS BACK
WHEN THE WORLD
WAS FLAT
AND MOM AND DADDY
DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE
WAY BACK
BACK WHEN
A PITCHER OF BEER
AND A COUPLE OF SHOTS
MADE ME
BULLET-PROOF
BACK WHEN
GOD WAS A NAME
I USED IN VAIN
TO GET A
POINT ACROSS
WHEN I GOT
TICKED OFF
LORD I'M LEARNIN'
SO MUCH MORE THAN
BACK WHEN
I KNEW IT ALL
BACK WHEN
I KNEW IT ALL