Well Tamatoa hasn't
always been this glam
I was a drab
little crab once
Now I know I can be
happy as a clam
because I'm beautiful
baby
Did your granny say
"Listen to your heart
be who you are
on the inside?"
I need three words
to tear her argument apart
your granny lied
I'd rather be shiny
like the treasure from
a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck
and make it look shiny
I will sparkle like
a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec
don't you know
fish are dumb
dumb, dumb
they chase anything
that glitters, beginners
And here they
come, come, come
to the brightest thing
that glitters
mm fish dinners
I just love free food
and you look
like sea food
Well, well, well
little Maui's having
trouble with his look
you little semi
demi, mini God
Ouch! What a terrible
performance
Get the hook!
You don't swing it
like you used to man
yet I have to give you
credit for my start
and your tattoos
on the outside
For just like you
I made myself
a work of art
I'll never hide, I can't
I'm too shiny
Watch me dazzle like
a diamond in the rough
strut my stuff
my stuff is so shiny
send your armies but
they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough
Maui man
you can try, try, try
but you can't expect
a demi God
to beat a decapod
You will die, die, die
now it's time for me
to take apart
your aching heart
Far from the ones
who abandoned you
chasing the love
of these humans
who made you
feel wanted
You try to be tough
but your armour's
just not hard enough
Maui! now it's time
to kick your heinie
Ever seen someone
so shiny?
Soak it in 'cause
it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami
I'm so shiny
Now I'll eat you
so prepare
your final plea
just for me
You'll never be
quite as shiny
you wish you were
nice and shiny