Would someone please
hang that phone up
We're sorry, you must first dial
one when calling this number
I call my baby
I speak on the telephone
I got connected
to a freaky zone
The conversation
was not exciting
Said if you don't
find a party you're void
The operator said
this was my mistake
I've been connecting
but there's no reply
I hope you're ready
to freak out
I'm gonna operate
my love tonight
This is an emergency
This is an emergency
Person to person
is how it's got to be
Just one on one
baby you and me
Come do the freakin'
all night long
And you can bet that
all my circuits are strong
Just call me up
if ever you find the time
We'll get together
on the party line
Let's take our time
and do it right
We're gonna operate
our love tonight
This is an emergency
This is an emergency
Call me up anytime
Anytime
I wanna take my time
Do it right,
I'm gonna operate
your love tonight
This is an emergency
This is an emergency
Operator
Operator was busy at the time
she told me, hold please on
the telephone line
I told her, hurry up 'cos
I ain't got much time,
it's an emergency,
I've spent my last dime,
I need a, I need a, I need a
This is an emergency
This is an emergency