We don't smoke marijuana
in Muskogee
We don't take no trips
on LSD
We don't burn no draft cards
down on Main Street
We like livin' right
Bein' free
We don't make no party
out of lovin'
We like holdin' hands
and pitchin' woo
We don't let our hair grow
long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in
San Francisco do
And I'm proud to be an
Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares
can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory
down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still
the biggest thrill of all
And leather boots are still
in style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals
won't be seen
Football's still the roughest
thing on campus
And the kids there still
respect the college dean
And I'm proud to be an
Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares
can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory
down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still
the biggest thrill of all
And white lightnin's still
the biggest thrill of all
In Muskogee Oklahoma
USA