Good morning Miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
and up for fun
I'm a big boy now
or so they say
so if you serve
I'll be on my way
Box of balloons
with a featherlite touch
I've got party poppers
that pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
plastic bin display the corner
has just walked in
Welcome to the house of fun
now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of.....
N-N-N-N-N-N-No-No Miss
you misunderstood
sixteen big boy
full point in my manhood
I'm up to date
so the venders say
so if you serve
I'll be on my way
Welcome to the house of fun
now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of fun...
I'm sorry son
but we don't stock
party gimmicks in this shop
Try the house of fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
not a joker's shop
Party hats
simple in affair
comprehendez savi?
understand, do you hear
Pack of party hats
with the coloured tips
Too late Gordon's
dad drops in
Well hello Joe
hello Miss Clay
many happy returns
from the day
Welcome to the house of fun
now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the house of fun
now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the house of fun
now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of...