Some guy skipped
in front of me
Can't believe
I paid an entry fee
And I don't even
got the energy
To smile for a selfie
And I know that
I should go home
But I'm still
standing here so
I guess one more
for the road
I wanna raise
a toast so
This one's for
the sparklers
Dudes wearing shades
in the darkness
But hats off to the DJ
Same song twice
in an evening
Save me
can't take it
I don't belong
in this club
One dance
no chance
'Cause I'm feeling
awkward as
I was waiting in
line for an hour
Just to get in now
I wanna get
out 'cause
I'm jaded
can't fake it
I don't belong
in this club no
Hopped out
of the Uber
I was feeling
myself
Had the polo
with the bolo
With some eel
on the belt
Walked up to
the bouncer
Whole squad
on stealth
He said
Mackler who
You gotta wait
like everybody else
Shoulda stayed
on the sofa
Forgot I hate
being social
And I miss my ex-girl
This Drake song
making me 'motional
I'm feeling awkward
as hell
I only came here
to dance
The DJ ain't playing
the cuts
And what do I do
with my hands
Roll with the punches
and hold my
Red Bull up
And I toast the
nights like this that
I probably won't
remember much
'Bout to pull that
Irish goodbye
grab my stuff
'bout to cut
And the DJ yells
Macklemore in
the house tonight
Save me
can't take it
I don't belong
in this club
One dance
no chance
'Cause I'm feeling
awkward as
I was waiting in
line for an hour
Just to get in now
I wanna get
out 'cause
I'm jaded
can't fake it
I don't belong
in this club
And to think that
I've waited all week
To get someone's
drink spilled over me
I don't care if the
Uber's on surge
I'd do anything to
get out of this club
Save me
can't take it
I don't belong
in this club
One dance
no chance
'Cause I'm feeling
awkward as
I was waiting in
line for an hour
Just to get in
now I wanna get
out 'cause
I'm jaded
can't fake it
I don't belong
in this club