Heartbreak and
Passion may both
Be in fashion
But I wanna make
The world laugh!
Let others do
Drama of sin
And disgrace
While I throw a
Fish in the
Heroin's face!
To keep them in
Stitches, I burn the
Star's britches
And saw cousin
Sally in half
Let Mister Griffith
Deal with
Humanities woes
I'd rather film
The guy with the
Fly on his nose
My goal and my
Mission, my
Burning ambition is
I wanna make
The world laugh!
Some have a
Leaning for dark
Hidden meaning
But I wanna make
The world laugh!
Let other directors
Film tragic romance
But I like a hero
With ants
In his pants!
Nothing I've found
Is as sweet as
That sound is
The music that
Fattens the calf
My great new plot
Is not about
Tyranny's lash!
It deals with
ltching powder
And Papa's
Mustache!
This curse I've
Been blessed with
Completely
Possessed with is
I wanna make
The world laugh!
Heartbreak and
Passion may both
Be in fashion
But we wanna make
The world laugh!
Let others do
Drama of sin and
Disgrace
While I throw a
Pie in the
Heroin's face
To keep them in
Stitches I burn
The star's britches
And saw cousin
Sally in half
So keep the
Schmaltz and the
Suds and the sobs
The only art
We know is to
Tickle the slobs
This curse I've
Been blessed with
Completely
Possessed with is
We wanna make
The world laugh
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha
Laugh
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha
We wanna make
The world laugh!