If you are what
you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know
Oh oh oh yeah
Yeah uh
A fresh cool young Lu'
Tryna catch his
microphone check 2 1 2
Wanna believe my own hype
but it's too untrue
The world brought
me to my knees
What have you brung you
Did you improve on the design
Did you do somethin' new
Well your name
ain't on the guest list
Who brung you
You
The more famous person
You come through
And the sexy lady next to you
You come too
And then it hit me
Standin' outside of heaven
waitin' for God to come
and get me
I'm too uncool
Unschooled to the rules
and too gum shoe
Too much of a
new comer and too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle
I battle with it well
Though I need holiday
Like lady who sung blue
Go back whatever
you did you undo
Heavy as heaven
The devil on me two ton's too
If you are what
you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know
Oh oh oh yeah
And you better
wear your shades
The spotlights here can burn
holes through the stage
Down to the basement
pass the lndian graves
Where the dinosaurs laid
Then out through China
Nearly miss the airliners
Magnified times five 'less
It's pointed at the rhymer
Ricochets off the moon
And sets the forest ablaze
Now that's important to say
'Cause even with all that
Most of us don't want it to fade
We want it to braid
Meanin' we want it to grow
Meanin' we want it to stay
Like the Governor called
And he told him to wait
Unstrap him from the chair
and put him back in his cage
The audience ain't fazed
And they ain't gonna clap
and they ain't gonna praise
They want everything back
that they've paid
'Cause they've been
waitin' since ten to see
the lights get dim
If you are what
you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they wanna show
Oh oh oh yeah
So chauffeur chauffeur
Come and take me away
'Cause I've been standin' in
this line for like five whole days
Me and security
ain't gettin' along
And when I got to the front
they told me all of the tickets
Were gone
So just take me home
where the mood is mellow
And the roses are grown
M&M's are yellow
And the light bulbs around
my mirror don't flicker
Everybody gets a nice
autograph picture
One for you and
one for your sister
Who had to work tonight
but is an avid listener
Every songs her favorite song
and mics don't feedback
All the reviewers say
You need to go and see that
And everybody claps
'cause everybody is pleased
And then they all take the stage
and start performin' for me
Like ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
If you are what
you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know
Oh oh oh yeah
If you are what
you say you are
Then have no fear