So sick of doing
the whole 9 to 5
I pay my dues,
I'm just stayin' alive
And I'm so bored
of it, bored of it
Oh, what's the point
of it, point of it?
A paracetamol
to quench the pain
The office cubicle
has trapped me again
Am I a mouse
in a cage, am I
D-d-d-demotivational?
Ah, if only there was
a language that
I could count in
That would make
me feel better
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin', I need
something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice
of pepperoni
I'll pay, you can owe me
That'll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I'm comin' back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
Got me feeling
okey-dokey
Eins, zwei, drei
Goodbye drudgery,
hello me
So light you can
throw me
Kill at karaoke
Eins, zwei, drei
I'm coming back to life
Countin' in English
doesn't cut the mustard
So sick of munching
roly-poly with custard
I'm so bored with it,
bored with it
Oh, what's the point
of it, point of it?
I've always been
a fan of aviation
I'm jumpin' on a plane
to another nation
All my pounds,
they feel counterfeit
I need some euros
to counter it
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin',
I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice of pepperoni
I'll pay, you can owe me
That'll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I'm comin' back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
Got me feeling
okey-dokey
Eins, zwei, drei
Goodbye drudgery,
hello me
So light you can
throw me
Kill at karaoke
Eins, zwei, drei
I'm comin' back to life
Eins
Zwei
Drei
Eins, Zwei
Eins, zwei, drei
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin',
I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice of pepperoni
I'll pay, you can owe me
That'll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I'm comin' back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
Darlin',
I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei
With a slice of pepperoni
I'll pay, you can owe me
That'll be a pony
Eins, zwei, drei
I'm comin' back to life
Eins, zwei, drei
Eins, zwei, drei
I'm comin' back to life