OH ME OH MY OH YOU
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
HALLELUJAH
THE QUESTION
IS PECULIAR
I'D GIVE A LOTTA DOUGH
IF ONLY I COULD KNOW
THE ANSWER
TO MY QUESTION
IS IT YES OR IS IT NO
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE ITS FLAVOR
ON THE BEDPOST
OVERNIGHT
IF YOUR MOTHER SAYS
DON'T CHEW IT
DO YOU SWALLOW IT
IN SPITE
CAN YOU CATCH IT
ON YOUR TONSILS
CAN YOU HEAVE IT
LEFT AND RIGHT
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE ITS FLAVOR
ON THE BEDPOST
OVERNIGHT
ONE NIGHT
WHILE GRANNY SLEPT
STUCK GUM
AROUND HER BED
ELASTIC ROLLERS
ALL THAT CHEWING
WITHOUT MOLARS
A PROWLER IN THE NIGHT
GOT STUCK ON
GRAN'S BED RIGHT
OL' GRANNY
LEPT UP IN THE AIR
SHOUTIN' OUT
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE ITS STICKY
ON THE BEDPOST
OVERNIGHT
DOES IT GO ALL HARD
FALL ON THE FLOOR
AND LOOK
A NASTY SIGHT
CAN YOU BEND IT
LIKE A FISH HOOK
JUST IN CASE
YOU GET A BITE
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE ITS FLAVOR
ON THE BEDPOST
OVERNIGHT
OY
THE CONVICT
OY LOOK
WHAT
HEY HEY HON
WHAT DO YOU WANT
HEY LISTEN
IS A GOLD TOOTH
A FLASH IN THE PAN
IS A GOLD TOOTH
WILL YOU
PLAY YOUR BASS
WELL NO
HANG ON LISTEN NO
NO
WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW
I WANNA KNOW
IF I CROSSED
A KANGAROO WITH A
WITH A TURKEY
WOULD I STUFF IT
FROM THE OUTSIDE
I'LL STUFF YOU
FROM THE OUTSIDE
PLAY THE BASS
NOW LISTEN
OH HE'S BACK HE'S BACK
ALRIGHT NOW
WELL LOOK
IF TUTANKHAMEN
GOT SICK
WOULD I CALL HIS MUMMY
YOU BETTER CALL
YOUR MUMMY
IF YOU PLAY ANY MORE
OF THAT RUBBISH
GO ON PLAY IT
THE CONVICT
OUT ON BAIL
SAID PUT ME BACK IN JAIL
WHO RANG THE KNOCKER
HE MUST BE
OFF HIS ROCKER
THEN BACK
IN HIS OLD CELL
THE REASON HE DID TELL
HIS GUM WAS
STUCK ABOVE HIS BED
BENEATH HIS FACE
AS WELL
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
HAVE MORE USES
THAN IT SAYS
UPON THE PACK
CAN YOU
STRETCH IT OUT
MUCH FURTHER
THAN THE MAN
UPON THE RACK
CAN YOU LEND IT
TO YOUR BROTHER
AND EXPECT
TO GET IT BACK
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE ITS FLAVOR
WHEN YOUR LIPS
REFUSE TO SMACK
WHEN ON MY HONEYMOON
IN OUR HOTEL ROOM
IT WAS HEAVEN
WE SLEPT TILL
HALF ELEVEN
I FOUND A WAITER
NEXT TO ME
HE WAS EMBARRASSED
AS COULD BE
HE SAID
I'VE BEEN STUCK
TO YOUR BEDPOST
HERE'S YOUR
EARLY MORNING TEA
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE ITS FLAVOR
ON THE BEDPOST
OVERNIGHT
IF YOUR MOTHER SAYS
DON'T CHEW IT
DO YOU SWALLOW IT
IN SPITE
CAN YOU CATCH IT
ON YOUR TONSILS
CAN YOU HEAVE IT
LEFT AND RIGHT
DOES YOUR
CHEWING GUM
LOSE ITS FLAVOR
ON THE BEDPOST OVER
ON THE BEDPOST
OVERNIGHT