SHE SAID
IT'S JUST A WOMAN THING
AND PULLED
OUT OF THE DRIVE
I SAID NOT TO WORRY
I'M AN
UNDERSTANDIN' GUY
I HEARD THAT WHEN YOU
LOVE SOMEONE
YOU GOTTA
LET 'EM GO
SHE HOLLERED
WHEN I FIND MYSELF
YOU'LL BE
THE FIRST TO KNOW
OOH HOO
NO NEWS
I LEARNED
TO DO THE LAUNDRY
FEED THE CAT
AND CLEAN THE HOUSE
I PROMISED
TO BE PATIENT
WHILE SHE WORKED
HER PROBLEMS OUT
WHEN SHE
PACKED HER BAGS
HER DESTINATION
WASN'T CLEAR
BUT I SENSED
THAT HER INTENTIONS
WERE HONEST
AND SINCERE
OOH HOO
NO NEWS
SHE COULD TELEPHONE
AND TELL A FRIEND
AND TELL A LIE
'BOUT WHERE SHE'S BEEN
SEND A PIGEON
SEND A FAX
WRITE IT ON
A POST-IT PAD
SEND A SIGNAL
UP IN SMOKE
TAP IT OUT
IN MORSE CODE
I PREFER
A BAD EXCUSE
TO NO NEWS
HER MAMA'S BEEN
A LITTLE VAGUE AS TO
HER WHEREABOUTS
HER SISTER
SAYS I'M CERTAIN
YOUR ROMANCE
IS HEADED SOUTH
I DON'T HAVE
A SINGLE DOUBT
THAT SHE'S STILL IN LOVE
MY LEVEL OF ANXIETY
IS JUST A PRODUCT OF
OOH HOO
NO NEWS
SHE COULD TELEPHONE
AND TELL A FRIEND
AND TELL A LIE
'BOUT WHERE SHE'S BEEN
SEND A PIGEON
SEND A FAX
WRITE IT ON
A POST-IT PAD
SEND A SIGNAL
UP IN SMOKE
TAP IT OUT
IN MORSE CODE
I PREFER
A BAD EXCUSE
SHE MISSED HER BUS
MISSED HER PLANE
SURELY THIS
CAN BE EXPLAINED
LOST HER CAR
AT THE MALL
GOT LOCKED IN
A BATHROOM STALL
PLAYING GUITAR
WITH THE BAND
ON THE ROAD
WITH PEARL JAM
BURIED WITH THE
GRATEFUL DEAD
CAME BACK AS
A PARROT HEAD
GOT DERAILED
GOT DE-ICED
OFFERED AS
A SACRIFICE
FBI
CIA
IF THEY'VE SEEN HER
THEY AIN'T SAYIN'
NO NEWS
STILL NO NEWS
WOH OH WOH