OH
YEAH YEAH YEAH
LOST MY JOB
CAME HOME MAD
GOT A HUG AND A KISS
AND THAT'S TOO BAD
SHE SAID
I CAN GO TO WORK
UNTIL YOU FIND
ANOTHER JOB
I THOUGHT
I LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT
WATCH T.V.
AND TAKE LONG NAPS
GO FROM
A HARD WORKIN' DAD
TO BEIN' MISTER MOM
WELL
PAMPERS MELT
IN A MAYTAG DRYER
CRAYONS GO UP
ONE DRAWER HIGHER
REWIND BARNEY
FOR THE FIFTEENTH TIME
BREAKFAST SIX
NAPS AT NINE
THERE'S BUBBLE GUM
IN THE BABY'S HAIR
SWEET POTATOES
IN MY LAZY CHAIR
BEEN CRAZY
ALL DAY LONG
AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY
MISTER MOM
FOOTBALL SOCCER
AND BALLET
SQUEEZE IN SCOUTS
AND P.T.A.
AND THERE'S
THAT SHOPPING LIST
SHE LEFT
THAT'S SEVEN PAGES
LONG
HOW MUCH SMOKE
CAN ONE STOVE MAKE
THE KIDS WON'T EAT
MY CHARCOAL CAKE
IT'S MORE THAN
ANY MAN CAN TAKE
BEING MISTER MOM
WELL
PAMPERS MELT
IN A MAYTAG DRYER
CRAYONS GO UP
ONE DRAWER HIGHER
REWIND BARNEY
FOR THE SIXTEENTH TIME
BREAKFAST SIX
NAPS AT NINE
THERE'S BUBBLE GUM
IN THE BABY'S HAIR
SWEET POTATOES
IN MY LAZY CHAIR
BEEN CRAZY
ALL DAY LONG
AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY
MISTER MOM
WHOO
BEFORE I FALL
IN BED TONIGHT
IF THE DOG DIDN'T EAT
THE CLASSIFIEDS
I'M GONNA LOOK
JUST ONE MORE TIME
'CAUSE
PAMPERS MELT
IN A MAYTAG DRYER
CRAYONS GO UP
ONE DRAWER HIGHER
REWIND BARNEY
FOR THE EIGHTEENTH
TIME
BREAKFAST SIX
NAPS AT NINE
THERE'S BUBBLE GUM
IN THE BABY'S HAIR
SWEET POTATOES
IN MY LAZY CHAIR
BEEN CRAZY
ALL DAY LONG
HOH OH BEEN CRAZY
ALL DAY LONG
AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY
MISTER MOM
HOH MISTER MOM
BALANCIN' CHECKBOOKS
JUGGLIN' BILLS
THOUGHT THERE WAS
NOTHIN' TO IT
BABY NOW I KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL
WHAT I DON'T KNOW
IS HOW YOU DO IT
OH
HONEY
YOU'RE MY HERO