ONE FINE DAY
AS I WAS A WALKIN'
DOWN THE STREET
SPIED A BEGGAR MAN
WITH RAGS
UPON HIS FEET
TOOK A PENNY
FROM MY POCKET
IN HIS TIN CUP
I DID DROP IT
AND I HEARD HIM SAY
AS I MADE MY RETREAT
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE
MAY AN ELEPHANT
CRUSH YOU
WITH HIS TOES
MAY YOUR WIFE
BE PLAGUED WITH
RUNNERS IN HER HOSE
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE
4 BAR
BREAK
MY LAUNDRY MAN
IS REALLY ON HIS TOES
FOUND A
HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL
AMONG MY CLOTHES
WHEN HE CALLED ME
I CAME RUNNIN'
GAVE HIM BACK
HIS DIME FOR PHONIN'
AND I HEARD HIM SAYIN'
AS I TURNED TO GO
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE
MAY AN ELEPHANT
CRUSH YOU
WITH HIS TOES
MAY YOUR WIFE
BE PLAGUED WITH
RUNNERS IN HER HOSE
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE
4 BAR
BREAK
I WAS WAY BEHIND
ONE DAY
TO CATCH A TRAIN
THE TAXI DRIVER SAID
WE'LL MAKE IT
JUST THE SAME
A SPEED COP
MADE IT WITH US
AND AS HE WROTE OUT
THE TICKET
I STOOD BY POLITELY
WAITIN' FOR MY CHANGE
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE
MAY AN ELEPHANT
CRUSH YOU
WITH HIS TOES
MAY YOUR WIFE
BE PLAGUED WITH
RUNNERS IN HER HOSE
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE
MAY AN ELEPHANT
CRUSH YOU
WITH HIS TOES
MAY YOUR WIFE
BE PLAGUED WITH
RUNNERS IN HER HOSE
MAY THE BIRD
OF PARADISE
FLY UP YOUR NOSE