Since I was a kid
I had this dream
I want to be
a tough guy
wide and mean
Flying bullets
flying fists
Born to ride
and to be kissed
Cowboy cowboy
he can ride
Any horse
and any bride
Cowboy cowboy
comes to town
Beat you up and
shoot you down
I wear my blue jeans
very tight
Please the ladies
every night
They put money
in my hat
Makes their husbands
so upset
Cowboy cowboy
he can ride
Any horse
and any bride
Cowboy cowboy
comes to town
Beat you up and
shoot you down
Cowboy cowboy
never die
Feels no pain
never cries
Cowboy you get
all the chicks
Big big horses
and big dicks
Was never wild
never mean
Never joined
a cowboy scene
I just ride
my rocking chair
Hide my teeth
in tupperware
Cowboy cowboy
this is sad
Vomit in your
cowboy hat
Cowboy cowboy
this is fun
Lost the bullets
fuck your gun
Cowboy cowboy
we died
Every night
I have to cry
Cowboy cowboy
what a prick
Drunken horse
and shrunken dick