It's just another
Saturday night
Livin' in the 90's
With Mr. Almost
Not Mr. Right
Tell me..
Where is
The moonlight
And Champagne
And roses
God knows
It's the way
Life should be
Livin' in the 90's
I've got you
Not quite under
My skin
Sorry Mr. Porter
And when we dance
Beguines
Don't begin
Darling
You woo me
With faxes
I shelter
Your taxes
But is this
Any way
To fall in love
I go to lunch
And schmooze
With your ex
Tense and
Superficial
Two calm and cool
Emotional wrecks
Brother
Significant other
I feel like
Your mother
Is this anyway
To fall in love
My analyst said
Girl you better
Get smart
Chivalry's dead
So think with
Your head
And not with
Your heart
But somewhere
Deep down inside
There's a feeling
That can't be
Denied
When push
Comes to shove
Tell me
What about love
Your lawyer
Sends me papers
To sign
Isn't it romantic
My lawyer warns me
I should decline
Tell me..
Where is
The moonlight
And Champagne
And roses
Is this anyway
To fall in love
My analyst stressed
Lady this could
Take years
He says I'm
Depressed from
Having suppressed
My innermost fears
And so I pay him
Too much
In an effort at
Feeling in touch
It's all
So complex
And it's all
About sex
When did romance
Become declasse
Livin' in the 90's
When did we make
I love you passe
Tell me..
Where is
The moonlight
And champagne
And Roses
Is this any way
To fall in love
Is this any way
Any way
Is this any way
To fall in
Love...