BIDDLEY-BOW
BIDDLEY-BOW
BIDDLEY-BIB-BA-DEE-BA-
DEE-BA-BA-BOW-BOW
BIDDLE-EE-BOW-BOOM
I'M A NUT
I'M A NUT
MY LIFE A-DON'T EVER
GET IN A RUT
WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT
THE HEAD ON
MY SHOULDERS IS
SORTA LOOSE
AND I AIN'T GOT SENSE
GOD GAVE A GOOSE
LORD I AIN'T CRAZY BUT
I'M A NUT
IS IT WETTER
UNDER WATER
IF YOU'RE THERE
WHEN IT RAINS
IS IT SHORTER
TO NEW YORK
THAN IT IS BY PLANE
BETWEEN MYSELF AND I
I WONDER
WHO'S THE DUMBER
IS IT HOTTER
DOWN SOUTH
THAN IT IS IN THE SUMMER
B-DEE-BA-DEE-BA-
BIDDLEY-BA-BA-DEE-BUH
HUH-BOW-BOW-BIDDLEY
BOW-BOOM
I'M A NUT
I'M A NUT
MY LIFE A-DON'T EVER
GET IN A RUT
BIDDLEY-BUH-
BIDDLEY-BOW
THE HEAD ON
MY SHOULDERS
IS SORTA LOOSE
AND I AIN'T GOT SENSE
GOD GAVE A GOOSE
LORD I AIN'T CRAZY BUT
I'M A NUT
I DROVE
MY CADILLAC
TO VEGAS
TO SATISFY MY LUST
WHEELED AND DEALED
AND LEFT OLD VEGAS
ON A GREYHOUND BUS
I SURE DIDN'T SET
THE WOODS ON FIRE
WHILE I WAS THERE
BUT REMEMBER
ONLY FOREST FIRES
PREVENT BEARS
B-DEE-BA-DEE-BA-
BIDDLEY-BOW
BEE-BA-BIDDLEY-BOW
BOW-BOW-BIDDLEY-
BOW-BOWM
I'M A NUT
I'M A NUT
MY LIFE A-DON'T EVER
GET IN A RUT
WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT
THE HEAD ON
MY SHOULDERS
IS SORTA LOOSE
AND I AIN'T GOT SENSE
GOD GAVE A GOOSE
LORD I AIN'T CRAZY BUT
I'M A NUT
THE POVERTY WAR'LL
BE OVER
WHEN I BEGIN TO FIGHT
IF IT TOOK A DIME TO
GO AROUND THE WORLD
I COULDN'T GET
OUTTA SIGHT
I DON'T MIND TO
TAKE THE GIRLS OUT
IF THEY DON'T MIND TO
GO DUTCH
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
A MILLION DOLLARS
AND I BET I AIN'T WORTH
HALF THAT MUCH
BIDDLEY-BOW-BIDDLEY-
BOW BIDDLEY-BOW-BA-
DEE-BUH-DEE-BUH
BOW-BUH-BUH-BIDDLEY
BOW-BOOM
I'M A NUT
I'M A NUT
MY LIFE A-DON'T EVER
GET IN A RUT
WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT
THE HEAD ON
MY SHOULDERS
IS SORTA LOOSE
AND I AIN'T GOT SENSE
GOD GAVE A GOOSE
LORD I AIN'T CRAZY BUT
I'M A NUT
AW CRAZY MAN
I'M A NUT
AW LORDY LORDY LORDY
LORDY LORDY LORDY
I'M CRAZY HA HA I'M A NUT
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
CRAZY MAN I'M A NUT OH