Oh you shouldn't have
kissed me and
got me so excited
And when you
asked me out I
really was delighted
So we went to a pub
in Belsize Park
And we cheered on
England
As the sky grew dark
Oh you shouldn't
have kissed me
'Cos you started a fire
But then I found out
that you're a serial liar
You lied about
your status
You lied about
your life
You never mentioned
your three children
And the fact
you have a wife
Now it's England two,
Colombia nil
And I know just how
those Colombians feel
If you hadn't passed out
while I was talking
to your friend
It could have really
ended badly 'cos you
very nearly had me
If he hadn't taken pity
on my heart full
of desire I might never
have found out
you're a serial liar
You lied about
your status
You lied about
your life
You forgot you
have three children
You forgot you
have a wife
Now it's England two,
Colombia nil
And I know just how
those Colombians feel
And it's not in my
nature to ever pick
the winning team
Sometimes I think
I'm happy then I
remember it's a dream
Now it isn't in
my nature to
ever pick a winner
I always pick
a b**tard who would
have me for his dinner
I can never possess
the object of my desire
'Cos he's bound
to turn out to be
a serial liar
OK, I didn't mention
my kids, I thought
I'd wait a bit
But I am free and single
and he's a lying git
'Cos he lied about
his status
He lied about
his life
He forgot he had
three children
He forgot he
had a wife
And it's England two,
Colombia nil
I know just how
those Colombians feel
So I got into a taxi
and sobbed
all the way home
Called my friend up
in Sao Paulo and cried
down the phone
I played some
tragic music and
I lay down to die
But later I woke
and I hadn't
stopped crying
You should never
have kissed me
You tasted of deceit
Your perfume was
Adultery but I'm not
a piece of meat
So I'll be the one that
you couldn't acquire
I found out in time
you're a serial liar
You lied about
your status
You lied about
your life
And I pity your
three children
And I pity your
poor wife
Now you can
go to Hell
I'm going to Brazil
Still it's England two,
Colombia nil