It's been a real long
Three-hundred and
thirty-five days
And the last time
It wasn't good anyway
I'm so lonely
Lonely with a capital "H"
If you know what I mean
I've been sittin' on the
washing machine
Ain't nobody's tool up
in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots
under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up
in my drive
For a late-night call
For a real good time
Ain't no new notches
on my belt
And I'm tired of keepin'
my hands to myself
911
It's officially a cry for help
Y'all I'm goin' through a
dry spell yep
So tell me
What's a self-respecting
girl to do
I got the bacon
And no one to bring it home to
It's a drought out here
Waitin' on a storm
I think it's time for
Me to take the bull by the horns
Ain't nobody's tool up
in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots
under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up
in my drive
For a late-night call
For a real good time
Ain't no new notches
on my belt
And I'm tired of keepin'
my hands to myself
911
It's officially a cry for help
Y'all I'm goin' through a
dry spell yep
Ain't nobody's tool up
in my shed
Ain't nobody's boots
under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up
in my drive
For a late-night call
For a real good time
Ain't nobody to roll with
in the hay
And nobody but the chickens
are gettin' laid
911
It's officially a cry for help
Y'all I'm goin' through a
dry spell yep