You packed that Mossy Oak
one case of .308 and
caught you a blue-eyed doe
but ain't whitetail
you were chasing
Said you'd be home
by Sunday
but I went to church alone
It's 2p.m. on Monday
and here you come
Pullin' in the neighborhood
but you ain't
out the woods yet
Smilin' like you
had some luck
but that's an empty truck bed
You went out hunting
but forgot your gun
Oh deer tell me something
do you think I'm dumb
Camo can't cover up
the smell of her sweet Dior
So there's your suitcase baby
on the front porch
'cause you're a day late
and a buck short
Hey
Go 'head boy
shoot your shot
talk your way
out of this one
Point blank
yeah you got caught
and there's nowhere
left to run
Red-handed with that shade
of pink lipstick
on your collar
You packed Luccheses
to climb deer stands
in the holler
You went out hunting
but forgot your gun
Oh deer tell me something
do you think I'm dumb
Camo can't cover up
the smell of her sweet Dior
So there's your suitcase baby
on the front porch
'cause you're a day late
and a buck short
Hey
A day late
and a buck short
A day late and a-
a buck short
You're a day late
and a buck short
If ya' ain't ready
to meet the Lord
You better
hightail it out the door
'cause this rifle here
ain't yours no more
You went out hunting
but forgot your gun
Oh deer tell me something
do you think I'm dumb
Camo can't cover up
the smell of her sweet Dior
So there's your suitcase baby
on the front porch
'cause you're a day late
and a buck short
There's your suitcase baby
on the front porch
'cause you're a day late
and a-
a buck short
Hey
Day late and a buck short
A day late and a-
a buck short