I'M NO GOOD AT CHATTIN' UP
AND I ALWAYS GET REBUFFED
ENOUGH TO DRIVE
A MAN TO DRINK
I DON'T DO NO WASHIN' UP
I ALWAYS LEAVE
THE STUFF PILED UP
A-PILED UP IN THE SINK
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND
WE ARGUED
AND SHE RAN AWAY FROM HOME
SHE MUST HAVE FOUND
SOMEBODY NEW
AND NOW I'M ALL ALONE
LIVIN' ON MY OWN
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
THEN I MET THIS DEBUTANTE
I SAID I LIKE NEW WAVE ROCK
SHE WAS INTO FRENCH CUISINE
BUT I AIN'T NO CORDON BLEU
THIS WAS AT SOME DO
IN PALMERS GREEN
I HAD NO LUCK WITH HER
AT LAST I MET A PRETTY GIRL
SHE LAUGHED
AND TALKED WITH ME
WE BOTH WALKED OUT
OF THE KITCHEN
AND DANCED IN A NEW WAY
AND NOW I'VE DONE MY TIME
IN THE KITCHEN AT PARTIES
I'VE DONE MY TIME
IN THE KITCHEN AT PARTIES