AS THE MAID POURED WINE
AND WE PREPARED TO DINE
I KNEW I WAS FEELIN'
OUT OF PLACE
AT A TABLE AS LARGE
AS A RIVER BARGE
AND I LOVE YOU WRITTEN
ALL ON YOUR FACE
I APPRECIATE YOUR
HOSPITALITY
BUT I WISH THAT
WE WOULD GO
LET ME DRIVE US
TO MCDONALDS
AND I'LL TALK TO YOU
CONCERNING
SOMETHING YOU
SHOULD REALLY
KNOW
I'M JUST A COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GONNA STAY
THAT WAY
THOSE HIGHBROWED PEOPLE
LOSE THEIR SANITY
AND A COMMON MAN IS
WHAT I'LL BE
I'LL TAKE A CHEVROLET
JUST ANY DAY
SO GIVE YOUR DADDY BACK
HIS MERCEDES BENZ
AND THERE'S SOME
COMMON PEOPLE
THAT I HANG
OUT WITH
THEY'RE MY GOOD
TIME BUDDIES
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS
AND I'D RATHER
CHUG-A-LUG
A MUG OF BUDWEISER BEER
THAN SIP A CRYSTAL
GLASS OF WINE
SO WON'T YOU MAKE
UP YOUR MIND
TO BELIEVE IN ME
AND LEAVE THIS HIGH
LIVIN' WORLD BEHIND
I'M JUST A COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GONNA STAY THAT WAY
THOSE HIGHBROWED
PEOPLE
LOSE THEIR SANITY
AND A COMMON MAN IS
WHAT I'LL BE
YES I'M HAPPY
JUST BEIN' FREE
AND I'M HAPPY
JUST BEIN' ME
AND I HOPE THAT
YOU WILL SEE
I'M JUST A COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GONNA STAY THAT WAY
THOSE HIGHBROWED PEOPLE
LOSE THEIR SANITY
AND A COMMON MAN
IS WHAT I'LL BE
I'M JUST A COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE
AND IF I HAVE MY SAY
GONNA STAY THAT WAY
THOSE HIGHBROWED
PEOPLE
LOSE THEIR SANITY
AND A COMMON MAN
IS WHAT I'LL BE