WELL YOU'VE ALL HEARD
THE STORY
ABOUT RUDOLPH
AND HIS NOSE
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
A CHRISTMAS TALE
THAT NEVER
HAS BEEN TOLD
WELL YOU MAY THINK
YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL
BUT YOU AIN'T HEARD
NOTHIN' YET
ABOUT THAT
CRAZY CHRISTMAS
THAT THE NORTH POLE
CAN'T FORGET
RUDOLPH WAS
UNDER THE WEATHER
HE HAD TO CALL IN SICK
SO HE GOT ON THE HORN
TO HIS COUSIN LEROY
WHO LIVED OUT
IN THE STICKS
HE SAID SANTA'S
REALLY COUNTIN' ON ME
AND I HATE TO
PASS THE BUCK
LEROY SAID
HEY I'M ON MY WAY
AND HE JUMPED
IN HIS PICKUP TRUCK
WHEN LEROY GOT
TO THE NORTH POLE
ALL THE REINDEER
SNICKERED
AND LAUGHED
THEY'D NEVER
SEEN A DEER
IN OVERALLS
AND A JOHN DEERE
TRACTOR HAT
BUT SANTA STEPPED IN
AND SAID
JUST CALM DOWN
'CAUSE WE'VE ALL GOT
A JOB TO DO
AND LIKE IT OR NOT
LEROY'S IN CHARGE
AND HE'S GONNA BE
LEADING YOU
AND IT WAS LEROY
THE REDNECK REINDEER
HOOKED TO THE FRONT
OF THE SLEIGH
DELIVERIN' TOYS
TO ALL THE GOOD OLD
BOYS AND GIRLS
ALONG THE WAY
HE'S JUST
A DOWN-HOME
PARTY ANIMAL
TWO-STEPPING
ACROSS THE SKY
HE MIXED JINGLE BELLS
WITH A REBEL YELL
AND MADE HISTORY
THAT NIGHT
BEFORE THAT NIGHT
WAS OVER
LEROY HAD CHANGED
THEIR TUNE
HE HAD 'EM
SCOOTIN' A HOOF
ON EVERY SINGLE ROOF
BY THE LIGHT
OF A NEON MOON
SANTA WRAPPED
HIS BAG
WITH A DIXIE FLAG
HE WAS HAVING
THE TIME OF HIS LIFE
AND YOU COULD
HEAR HIM CALL
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL
AND TO ALL OF Y'ALL
A GOOD NIGHT
AND IT WAS LEROY
THE REDNECK REINDEER
HOOKED TO THE FRONT
OF THE SLEIGH
DELIVERIN' TOYS
TO ALL THE GOOD OLD
BOYS AND GIRLS
ALONG THE WAY
HE'S JUST
A DOWN-HOME
PARTY ANIMAL
TWO-STEPPING
ACROSS THE SKY
HE MIXED JINGLE BELLS
WITH A REBEL YELL
AND MADE HISTORY
THAT NIGHT
HE MIXED JINGLE BELLS
WITH A REBEL YELL
AND MADE HISTORY
THAT NIGHT