The lights were groovy colours
The band was playing slow
We danced just
one dance together
Then she said
'I've gotta go now'
I brushed away a teardrop
and followed her outside
Where a long haired
yob on a cycle
Was waiting to give her a ride
I'll never forget
that freak she went with
Tell him he'd better leave town
'Cos as soon as me moped's
front mudguard is fixed
Gonna find the creep
and put him down
Down, down
When I get me moped
out on the road I'm gonna
Ride, ride, ride
When I get me moped
out on the road I'm gonna
Ride, ride, ride
When I get me moped
out on the road
Ain't nobody gonna
tell me where to go, no
When I get me moped
out on the road I'm gonna
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride...
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move, move, move, move
move funky moped go..!
When I'm on me moped
rocking and a socking I'll
Ride, ride, ride
When I'm on me moped
rocking and a socking I'll
Ride, ride, ride
When I'm on me moped
rocking and a socking
Everywhere I go the chicks
are moving and a grooving
Wiggling and a giggling
Dancing and a prancing
Beaming and a screaming...
When you see me moped
steaming with funk you better
Ride, ride, ride
When you see me moped
ooh what a hunk you better
Ride, ride, ride
When you see me moped
steaming with funk
You know I'm out to burn up
every motor scooter punk ah
When you see me moped
you better take your piece
of junk and ride, ride
ride, ride, ride
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move funky moped
Move, move, move, move
move funky moped go..!
Me mum won't let me
mend it in the kitchen
I've got to fix it in the garden..!