THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA
HAS A PRETTY LITTLE
FLOWER BED OF WHITE
GARDENIAS
BUT PARKED IN HER
RICKETY OLD GARAGE
IS A BRAND NEW
SHINY RED SUPER START
DODGE
EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S NOBODY
MEANER THAN
THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA
SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO
BOULEVARD
IF YOU SEE HER
ON THE STREET
DON'T TRY TO
CHOOSE HER
YOU MIGHT TRY
TO THROW HER
BUT YOU'LL NEVER
LOSE HER
SHE'S GONNA GET A
TICKET NOW
SOONER OR LATER
'CAUSE SHE CAN'T
KEEP HER FOOT
OFF THE ACCELERATOR
AND EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S
NOBODY MEANER THAN
THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA
SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO
BOULEVARD
THE GUYS COME
TO RACE HER
FROM MILES AROUND
BUT SHE'LL GIVE 'EM
A LENGTH THEN
SHE'LL SHUT 'EM DOWN
AND EVERYBODY'S
SAYIN' THAT THERE'S
NOBODY MEANER THAN
THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA
SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO
BOULEVARD