My thoughts may
Stray, my eyes
May roam
The neighbors' grass
May seem much
Greener
Than the grass
Right here at home
If pretty girls
Excite me
Well that's life
But just in case
You didn't know
I love my wife
My mind at
Times, might
Dwell on sex
If someone's
Rating dreams
Then most of mine
I guess are
Double X
So dimpled knees
Delight me
Well that's life
But just in case
You hadn't heard
I love my wife
Like bait...that
Wriggles, makes
Catfish bite
A lady jiggles
And my eyes
Gotta light, upon
So sweet a sight
And if I shake
Break out in spots
Don't fret
It's not swine fever
Dear
Your swine has
Merely got
The hots
If rosy lips
Invite me
Well that's life
But just in case
You couldn't guess
Or hadn't heard
Or didn't know
I love my wife
I love my wife
I love my wife!
This bee...ain't lazy
His work he does
If some
Sweet daisy
Should brush
Against my fuzz
Well nat'rally
I buzz
But don't be cross
Or scold or cry
He likes to stop
And window shop
But Poppa's never
Gonna buy
If ladies
Dynamite me
Well that's life
But just in case
You couldn't guess
Or hadn't heard
Or didn't know
I love my wife
I love my wife
I love my wife...